it was nice. we just kind of hung out. she didnt even mention the farting incident.
i can't put facebook on my resume under hobbies.
I have been thinking about it and I am really glad we decided to order helmets.
i have a dinosaur tramp stamp
My hand is eating my burrito and not saving any for my mouth. TRIPPPPPPPPPPPPPPINN!
Just saw a guy doing jumping jacks at the gym. I don't even have to create a punch line for that
Its like everytime i see you, my vagina gets a heartbeat.
started to yawn and threw up hamburger helper instead. awesome night.
Look you found him on craigslist. You should be happy that he at least HAS a normal looking dick.
am i so blindsided by his great personality that i'm hooking up with an ugly guy?
i thought you knew
He looks like he got hit by a weed-eater with chlamydia
there COULD be a gas leak in our house... proceeding to smoke with extreme caution...
He walked into the pizza shop... Pulled the fire alarm.. And proceeded to dance to it...
I have to date her we need a place to stay for tailgating
Well, he pretended he was climbing me like he was a monkey and I was a tree during sex.
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