I'm walking behind a man wearing a womans shirt, heels, mens pants and a baseball hat
so hey instead of everyone buying me a birthday present can everyone just pitch in for my abortion?
I walk of shamed back from his dorm in costume while his dad and brother were waiting outside to drive him home. his dad apologized to me. my life never gets old.
I love you. And by the way. I found out a way for you to train your gag reflex. Elliot taught us in math.
Wait, we're on the hunt for addys and explosives. They're both in this house somewhere.
she starting giving me head in the taxi..the driver told her to stop..she looked up, said "I'm the birthday girl", and kept on doing what she was doing.
new years resolution, not be in jail at midnight for 3rd year in a row.
I want to hump her dimples until her face caves in.
So many issues. You honestly need help.
So he came on my stomach this morning and I totally forgot about it until after you poured that body shot.
She deliberately backed into the homewrecker's whoremobile and yelled ""FOR SPARTA!"
You said if the geese can walk on the lake so can I.
We’ve discussed sex and dinner. Like chicken nuggets while doing it doggie and watching tv.
I don't know how it started but we all ended up shirtless andI was covered in crawfish and wearing a sombrero.
If you think that liquor is the way to shower sex then you're right.
I CAN’T BELIEVE YOU STUCK YOUR DICK IN CRAZY!
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