Just watched 1 guy 1 jar with my mom. Awkwardville...
i found a beer bottle on top of the urinal, peed in it and put it back... if anyone gets drunk enough to fall for it they deserve it
Too long to explain. Basically I started an electircal fire. No one was hurt except for a box of cereal near the outlet.
I taped Calvin and Kyles heads together face to face while they were passed out. You should have seen them stumbling around using hungover teamwork trying to find scissors.
Ive been using palmolive to shower with for he last week, dont tell me about not having money. Im heading to the bar r u going.
I just met his other fuck buddy...I am thinking of befriending her just to fuck with him...manuplating my roommates into hating each other is boring me i need something else to do
I threw up outside of a cab while waiting in a drive thru Mexican line while others who i don't know watched from their cars while they ate. Dinner and a show.
HIV testing and a light brunch. Sounds like a great way to spend Christmas Eve.
Maybe you'll have a Christmas miracle
I don't know what I was talking about but I just threw up in ikea. You can't get out of this place it's a fucking labyrinth.
well what the fuck is the POINT of teetotal mardi gras
I have a terrible feeling that I made out with a fraternity last night
You were hitting on girls while wearing the banana suit. When they rejected you you yelled "I gotta split anyway."
He sends me the same inspirational quote quotos that my grandma does. I no longer want to tap that.
Hangover and judgement, the breakfast of champions.
I'm hungover and in a fort. And I hate you.
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