so my mom just told me that she wouldnt pick me up and take us to taco bell at 3AM...
Coffee is gods way of saying go ahead, get absolutly trashed on weeknights, I got your back
batman tramp stamp. Dibs.
Yea i'm supposed to have jury duty on monday. Hope they don't mind me still being drunk.
Na you can't get charged for public intoxication unless you're outside. I checked.
i just threw up a quarter into the urinal in the bathroom at the bar. everybody else stared then cheered. that drunk
Can you explain my first weekend back, because there a lot of blacked out gaps and 32 friend requests i would like to know about
they're both coked to the gills having a shouting match about the powers and abilities of godzilla. and using the wikipedia entry on the topic to support their respective arguments.
You went around chanting "dinosaur period" and drinking tomato soup from the can.
He's probably hung over. I sure as hell am. I want to pop out my eyeballs with a fork and soak them in cold water
Archery is over so let's go back to not giving a fuck for the next 3 years and 11 months
You really could become the cat lady we've always dreamed of.
Update: day 5 and Scott has not left the apartment. Still smoking. Pizza roll supply dwindling.
Where are you and why are you fighting with a bird?
I just got high and swiffered the bathroom floor....2 for 2 on brilliant life ideas
How did they ever let a trainwreck like myself run a bar?!
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