how soon is too soon to introduce handcuffs into a relationship?
Just gave my little brother the collection of clothes that boys have left in my room since I've been in college for his birthday.
THE PICTURE OF PEPPERMINT MOCHA MADE ME WANT TO TOUCH MYSELF
Well, I just hope you know I had your best interests at heart when I put your sandwich down my pants.
Then you ran outside and said you were gonna give the snowman a blowjob
All that matters is I got the megaphone home safely
Dude...that line about her giving me a blowjob to get rid of her hangover actually got rid of her hangover. Spread the word.
Her only article of clothing is an American Flag
So shaving my butt whilst humming "be prepared" is now in my top five weirdest Friday night activities.
I'm in Home Depot and I can feel the straight bob the builders staring at me. I bet it's like I have a rainbow arrow pointing at me.
falling asleep on a hardwood floor changes a person
Please explain the hospital band on my wrist.
I think I had Hypothermia but was too drunk to notice.
okay i know we havent talked for like weeks but i just really wanted to tell you that i miss your dick. like alot.
whose this? and thank you
So, I can officially cross "getting eaten out in a church confession booth" off my bucket list.
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