Who would have guessed that ordering a vodka lemonade at Roscoe's was code for I want a hand job
It doesn't have to be a walk of shame...just pretend he took you to breakfast.
No one shows this much boob at breakfast
dude she wont stop talking about little people big world...she said my penis looked like zach roloff and took a picture with her phone?
If I sit on the seam of my jeans just the right way when the bass hits, this might be my new favorite band.
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The boys in front of me put beer, red plastic cups, ping pong balls, lighterfluid, and twelve packs of pantyhose on the conveyor belt. Whatever drinking game they're playing, I want a part in.
So i am officially handcuffed to the pole on the party bus while taking jello shots.....this shall be an interesting night
I just did the walk of shame..with a blanket and a cup that says i will out drink all you bitches. This was not how i pictured 25.
I woke up to see that I had ripped my boxers into a loin cloth because we were watching last of the mohicans
Never in my life did I dream that I would meet and NFL linesman, let alone that he would be standing before me dressed as a Roman centurion and asking for Vaseline.
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Do you think I need to report to HR that the intern and I had butt sex?
I asked Tony because I knew he wouldn't give me a lecture about consequences
???? Tony IS a lecture about consequences
Update: day 5 and Scott has not left the apartment. Still smoking. Pizza roll supply dwindling.
Hey, if a dude can't randomly belt out Whitney Houston tunes from time to time, is life really worth living??
I got St Patrick's Day drunk on Friday and apparently ordered a Total Gym in the middle of the night
If I didn't have booty calls, my apartment would never get clean
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