he promised me brunch in the morning so i felt like it was ok....i really need to get a job.
I'm drunk at a fancy martini bar, wearing jeans, drinking cheap vodka that I brought in my purse. Got thrown out of court for using my cell phone. All in all calling Thursday a success.
I don't think ill make it tonight the floor wont let me walk
Last night I got a napkin with 4 names & numbers: Katie, Ellen, Kylie...and Brandon.
just got a girls number while on a 5 am adderall cig break this is college at its finest
You were trying to swim on the floor while eating a hot-dog bun and laughing about how much you hate bread and didn't understand why you were eating it..
The narcoleptic neighbor conked out while taking her dog out again. Drinking game based on what the dog does and how long she's out. You in?
Almost bit the guy's hand who sits in front of me because he was stretching. That. Bored.
Can't even walk I haven't tried talking but I probably can't do that either
What did you two do last night and why did Sam send me a picture of your dick?
At leat we can cross off 'having sex in a classroom' on our bucket list.
Apparently she hired a private investigator when he took out a restraining order on her. So the answer is no, I didn't hit it.
I seriously feel like I just crawled out from under a shit covered rock. I'm NEVER drinking like that again...well, not for alteast a solid 3 hours.
She said I can't embarrass her, the challenge has been set
Not drinking until my bday. I know it's only a few days but it feels like when couples get celibate before the wedding and there's all that tension.
Randomize
