I woke up this morning and "The Wood" was on tv. Touche TBS, touche.
I just heard a girl say "We can't go that way, it is a one way street." She was on foot...Nothing worse than girl from the midwest that move to NY to "live out their dream" -the dream of living in a rat and roach infested 200sqft for $2k a month, and get fucked by some recent Ithaca college frat grad...
He keeps apologizing for not being able to get hard when he's drunk. We havent even left the club yet.
you yelled "you will never make love to jesus" and then ran into the tv.
The sun is out and the snow is finally starting to melt here... Vodka bottles keep popping up everywhere. Guess it's the college version of burying nuts for the winter
so jimmy johns showed up at our party last night. our house is sponsored now. living the dream.
is it sad that I can recall my outfits by who took them off?
Her hair goes down to her lower back and nobody was there to held it back for her. She looked like chewbacca dipped in vomit.
How do I tell my Dad that in the picture he has of me and my brother as the background of his phone we were both rolling face on ecstasy?
Fake an illness. Her and her friends are like the female version of guys who wear tapout shirts
That boy needs some memories to take back home with him
If you can count on one hand the number of times you have actually, truly nearly died this month, then you are not really living yet.
Reading an example in the GRE study book referencing Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles while wearing TMNT pajamas. *airfist*
omg please tell me you're eating pizza right now too.
Shame?!? Shame only comes from getting naked in front of strangers and it not being awesome
sober me thinks like you do. drunk me needs sober me's advice. am i allowed to go to his house?
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