guess who just spent driver's ed figuring out how to draw a guy giving head
dude, my face is all kinds of fucked up right now. and don't even start with i told you so...
We were in the backseat and he was giggling uncontrolably. It felt like I was giving head to a 10 year old girl.
Just got a lapdance on the metro. She said she was on maternity leave and needed the practice.
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we're going to dress like we're asking for it, because we are
No more fucking baseball tools. Walk-of-shamed home in only a pinstriped jersey and a Red Sox SnapBack.
You were so proud of your stupid "magic trick" but all you did was piss on the couch. don't talk to me for a few days.
Hey dude. I've got a mini fridge in my closet now so we don't have to worry about getting drunk and falling down the stairs on our way to get more beer.
If I hid at school to avoid the cops, is it fleeing and evading or just being a good student?
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I had a dream he was standing in front of me naked and flexing while yelling VICTORY and gizzing all over the floor.
Apparently I showed all your grooms men my vagina to prove I did not have underwear on. Awesome
Couldn't finish, so she gave me "the tap," and I had to leave the mound early. Nothing worse than the long walk back after the manager comes out and asks for the ball.
Remember earlier when I was excited about finding that birth control pill in my purse? Definitely acid.
He started praying immediately after we hooked up, condom on and everything.
New drinking game get out your high school year book and take a shot for everyone in your class who's had a baby!
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