I can't wait til my little brother reaches the point where puking doesn't mean we stop drinking
it was like that last scene in "It's A Wonderful Life" but with alcohol
Already puke and ralleyd and dressed like a bear.
Just sucked my third dick in the past twelve hours. I must want AIDS.
i was laying in her brothers bed, in his old room. and i kept getting the chills. i didn't know if it was a draft or the ghosts of BJ's past.
Fuck underwear. Let's get stoned and eat ravioli.
This may have to wait till tomorrow. I smoked so my back wouldn't hurt and I overshot relaxed by like 4 hits casually
I just smoked by myself in my childhood bedroom, how happy does it seem I am to be home for Christmas?
As I came the Sportcenter app played that "dah nuh nuh" chime. Top ten life highlight?
I knew my bag made it because I could smell the fireball that spilled inside of my suitcase before it was on the luggage carousel.
If the sex wasn't incredible why would I compare it to cheesy tots
I think I've done enough damage with my vagina as of late, thank you
Dipping my sugar cookies in a glass of fireball and creme soda. This is holiday spirit
really who shits their pants then locks themselves out of their apartment? ... I threw my underwear out in a random bathroom
A fire alarm is going off in some building, people are running around naked and people are passed out in the MIDDLE of the sidewalk. If they ban parties again, I'm going to be pissed.
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