I just showed my tits to my brother on chatroulette. Could my life get any worse?
I just saw the nastiest chick.
Where?
woke up next to her... fuck you jack daniels, fuck you
So currently I have a block of cheese duct taped to my air conditioner in lieu of a fridge.
I'm sober enough to realize she looks like a man, but drunk enough to do it anyways
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just used my sex toy cleaning solution to clean my reading glasses. midterms are cramping my styleeee
The weekend is off to a good start: she just got into a verbal fight with a hobo. Nearly a fist fight.
Its okay that he doesn't remember you, he only remembers girls by their boobs and I think you were wearing a jacket
I'm sorry, you're actually right. Ostrich racing happens, and they're ridden like a horse. Bewildered and distraught.
Yeah bunch of crazy shit... Makes you wonder how anyone found someone before tinder
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I say this out of love and friendship. Eat ice cream not the d.
HAVE BEEN SPEAKING IN RUSSIAN ACCENT FOR 5 HOURS
SHIRT GONE
We were in a bathroom while 4 dudes compared dick piercings.
Buffalowww
He's a snuggler. Every time I attempt to make a move to find my bra he reigns me in. Needless to say i could be here a while.
She started waving a nerf rifle around and demanding free booze.
He may have been a dick but he DID give me his Netflix log in. Maybe some good did come of it.
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