What happened to our ballroom dancing plans
thank god he doesn't hang out with everyone else i've had sex with
well, yeah, he can't fit the whole neighborhood in his apartment
Also I got A jello shot for $2!!! It's like the forever 21 of bars
this stripper weighs a pound. I feel like I should tip her in food.
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just saw your exgirlfriend at the mall. her sister is pretty hot.
called that a week into the relationship. like driving off the lot with a 2010 and seeing the 2011 models coming in on the truck.
Things I have that belong to you: shorts, headband, bra, purse, chinese food, vodka, and blood on my jeans. Happy homecoming.
Nypd just made jon and hayes chug their forties.
Yea, you were talking about how you did not want to be a reindeer for at least 5 minutes.
It wasn't like a party or anything. They played PlayStation and talked about sports. Then I threw up on his porch.
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Thats like me asking what you think of antisocial polish guys with mysterious rashes
420 is off to a bad start. Mark wake/baked WAY too much, and he has spent over $50 on the claw machine in the grocery store.
Nah I've been there. The worst you'll see is some hobo peeing in a sewer at 3 am on a Saturday
I have the WORST hangover. Pretty sure my liver fell out while taking a dump. THAT bad.
Just remember, it's never too late to make a porno
and then she sorta stared at me like "holy shit" and I looked down and my dog was licking her ass
Ruff night.
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