a girl in my class is on a twilight fan site and running her fingers on the screen as edwards body comes up.
I just found a Chris Hansen soundboard online, care to guess what I'll be doing all day?
He just made his dick say "woof" and howl at me. can you pick me up?
I told him I wanted to have sex to "halleluiah", he suggested the poke-rap.
You just want to fuck a girl in a dinosaur costume, don't you?
Survival tip #3: while you're hooking up with him, don't say he reminds you of his brother
But he was wearing a glow-in-the-dark condom. It was like a glowing rod of kryptonite. I can't resist that, kryptonite is my weakness.
I let him do a line off my nipple in exchange for his prescription pain pills. I feel like 3/4 Vegas stripper, 1/4 underbelly of society.
The Wolf of Wall Street “I ain’t fuckin’ leaving!” speech when the cops broke up your party though...
Omg my butt feels so much better. Those suppositories are magic. It feels like Jesus fingered me in my sleep.
Take off your clothes and see if he wants to have sex, that's a good way to find out
HOW DID I LET MYSELF GET SUCKED IN HE HAS A PENIS FOR PETE'S SAKE.
And he put my hair in my clip while i blew him...and he did a good job
Those brownies did us in. I honestly blacked out completely.
What brownies? Ohmygod.
Do not let Mike show you his naughty Santa Claus outfit. It's a super long beard and crotchless pants.
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