Just got done shaving my balls. You were right.
Ask Niel how long his lasts if he plays with it a lot.
he says 15-20 minutes depending on the porn.
no his phone, idiot.
watching elf naked is so much better than watching it with clothes on .
some guy just pulled a dress out of a fax machine...I have no idea what the hell is going on
I'm gonna make this happen. You think it would be too forward to text him my room number with turn by turn directions straight to my crotch?
pre-gaming in the library. just gonna keep going until i'm too drunk to keep working and then i'll be there.
I'm scared to see what happens if we keep winning like this. I don't think there enough livers for every one after the season is over.
This is the guy I made out with and it made me think of my dad. Let's never talk about it again.
But in defense of this shit summer we've had, I totally perfected my shotgunning skills. I have achieved my summer goal.
We were having sex and my nose just started pouring blood. He reached down to the floor, grabbed a sock and held it to my nose. He just kept pounding away like nothing was happening.
Holy shit, just saw a girl in the library smoking a bong disguised as a calculator
I took out the emergency phone in the elevator and replaced it with a bottle of vodka. The game is simple, do a shot for the number of the floor you're going to. Best suggestion box tip ever.
Also this time, I didn't have a random creepy guy come up from behind me, grab my junk, and whisper "where's the cocaine?" in my ear. So that's also a win.
i'm growling thTa how much i wNn slwwwp.
save me some of whatever you're doing i'll be there in five.
I am the image of restraint, it's why im just hungover and not in the hospital
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