sometimes i shoot so far i amaze even myself.
I am pretty sure he just licked my hand while trying to sing goo goo dolls iris to me. Get me out of this state.
he left me a note this morning. it said "thank you for letting me touch you"
You do realize that you tried to eat the neighbors cat because the dominos guy was 5 minutes late. You would have succeeded if we didnt stop you.
Now that you're back together are you gonna tell him you set his stuff on fire?
I blacked out before two in the afternoon yesterday. Now that's a successful birthday.
I'm stoned entirely off resin. Licking my blankets. Merry Christmas. Jesus died for our sins. Yay Jesus. I love you.
I had fun watching you interact with the world around you. Like a fuckin 8 year old kid who just discovered build a bear but really wants a cigarette.
I'm a gymnast. they should know better than to let me get dunk near anything i can flip on
My apartment smells like a lavender field inside of a giant bong.
I have to finish a biography for history and write a review on it so naturally I was like "getting high will make this more bearable" and now I'm basically inside the book at the revolutionary war with this guy.
This is the Taco Bell dump we've all been waiting for.
we managed to melt a few different forms of plastic into the cannibutter....
I'm not sure New Orleans is real. Even the grocery stores sell vodka.
I think my FWB just broke up with me and i don't know how I feel about that
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