Ever have the mailman look at you like youre a chronic masterbator. I have.
so tomorrow. i'm thinking coinstar then adderall?
you kept wiggling your finger at everybody at the party telling us this is how he fingered me. you seemed pretty upset about it.
Whats a good hint for stop bitching im gonna give you head
party gras won. party gras always wins.
I want a nosebag of coke after my exam. Like what horses have. Coked up horses. No excuses. I love you.
I thought that u needed a break due the fact that your nipples were bleeding
Chasing shots with sriracha-covered mini toast was, in retrospect, not the best idea.
Made a pan flute out of the varyingly empty beer bottles on the table. Played a glorious tune that paid tribute to the winds.
Grass is always greener, Allison, grass is always greener
The grass is drunker and I'm lying down on it
with great strapon comes great responsibility.
It looks like I jerked off a rainbow.
No I did a yoga dvd and hit my ex up via email for some pot in exchange for his mail.
I'm so high I have morphed into the monopoly man. Or maybe the Pringles guy. I don't know but I have a mustach now
uh why is my bathtub filled with kool aid? or is that blood?
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