Dude she let me cum on her face
You have the wrong number I'm the she who let you cum on her face unless some other girl has let you since this morning
all of his pictures were taken on a library computer, how did you even consider fucking him?
drunk doesnt even begin to explain it. he said he was going to get playing cards from the lobby and came back 20 minutes later with a full set of sheets.
Sorry I was drunk and left blood all over your back seat I was pretending to be in private Rayan and used your thong as a bandage
I found your pet lobster in the bathroom this morning. I went to return it to you but it escaped.
The token old dude at the show tried hitting on us by telling us his favorite rapper was Cayenne West.
Almost to work. And still feel hungover. Like my body is trying to regenerate after dying. Full on zombie shit. But like, one of those zombies from warm bodies that comes back to life slowly.
Only you could make a stripper uncomfortable by eye fucking her too much.
yesterday pre dick pic he said "no disrespect to your situation but i cant wait to get ahold of you again in the future" is this how people network??
Maybe you should stop dating for awhile if the chicks aren't working out. Reacquaint yourself with your hand or something.
I do remember that in my dream I wasn't impressed with his dick.
I should probably eat a Plan B. Pill for breakfast. Happy Halloween.
I can't tell if my need for dick is more than my want to strangle him
He was a Cher impersonator. They are the draggest of queens
I got sriracha sauce on my mask while I was eating fast food, now wearing it makes me hungry
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