He puked at the bar then immediately procceded to slip in it, they loaded him up into a wheelchair, then the staff and myself walked him outside, all the while never having to pay for our tab. SO using this strategy again
he sounded really stupid. it was like his puke had a stutter, too.
She is trying to turtle bite me and when I pull away she says just let it happen. Then she pulled a poptart out of nowhere
The couch is in the bathroom. I don't understand how that is even possible. I couldnt even fit that shelf thingy through the door. Come help. I am about to pee my pants.
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I'm pretty sure "tag teaming" and "looking for stability" are not synonymous.
Not yet.
on a brighter note, the cop thought i could kick adams ass if it came down to that and said he had $20 on me if it ever happens
you taught an eight year old how to shotgun a half pint of chocolate milk, that's all i'm saying
Sometimes I feel like I should become a beautician purely for my ability to shave pretty shapes into my pubic hair.
He got me a cake that said " Congratulations on the dick "
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I'm too stoned to come over for sex
Yes that is a Krispy Kreme doughnut on my cock
I'll be right over
Keywords: shitstorm, police, jail.
This morning i put band aids over my nipples bc i was too lazy to put on a bra. Think I've reached a new low.
And one groomsman rode a suitcase cart like a skateboard until he crashed and took out a piece of sheet rock. Later he pulled out his nuts.
Well I've decided to refuse to conform to society and be naked the rest of the day.
Dont you look at me in that tone of voice
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