last night i got mauled by 2 gay men who were trying to make each other jealous by making the other think they could swing back- you're going to love atl
Think I'm gonna go cougar hunting tonight... Any advice?
condoms and good judgment
Can I buy both of those at the same store?
yours is so small it looks like an acorn!!
Everytime I cough, my tampon falls out a little bit. Does this mean I'm loose?
his mom and i are swapping prescript pills..totally mother in law material.
Well if I am having twins, at least I'll finally have 2 kids by the same father.
saying that you may be able to suck the gay out of me was just my way of getting a blowjob...thank you for the valiant effort.
He went down on me while I had rollers in my hair. I've never felt more like a lady.
We fucked to the rythmn of the thunder, it was magical
And my only real exposure to Russian culture is you and Internet porn.
I told you he wasn't attractive.
Do you think I cared? I was wiping myself with a scarf..
that pic of me and the hulking football player sure does come in handy when creepy guys hit on me at the bar.
There it is. Caramel-coated dick. Someone is getting a yeast infection later.
Literally breaking up to my boyfriend while jamming out to Feraglicious
My uterus just tried to get me to buy a tub of cookie dough
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