This is how I know I have no life... Jon and Kate are my emotional roller coaster.
I don't know what your problem is but seriously you're a cunt for throwing up that song on your page. It's rude as fuck
omg its myspace i didnt think anyone took that seriously anymore
I'm watching Intervention to get pumped up for tonight
I'm heating up a hotdog using a candle.
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If your dick isn't up when i get home you're catching tonight.
Side note, we are 25 fighting over our sophmore year RAs Drunk facebook attention
he found cum stains on my sheets and all i could blurt out was "better on the sheets than in me"
Apparently william has a "couch montage"...an album of facebook photos of himself on different couches in various states of happiness and despair. A heartwrenching journey through what was clearly a significant part of his life. I'd mock him more but I think the fact that I looked through it means he's already won
Tommorow.Eggs Benedict and surprise blowjob day
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If you get that boat I will recruit some boat hoes for you and tape a video and sync it to I'm On A Boat. This is happening.
Probably won't be invited back there again considering last time his purebred corgi ate my pot brownie and had to be rushed to the hospital.
He did 5 five hand stand push ups and took off his shirt for a barbarian flex. Some girl took off her shirt and threw it at him
What do you expect from her? Do you remember that creepy man she dated who saturated a pillowcase in his musky cologne and mailed it to her and she still slept with him.
She's blowing me while I'm watching air jaws. I love shark week.
...I watched him run on the beach yesterday and I think I started ovulating
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