being a part time student has turned me into a full time alcoholic.
I swear after i took it all i did was scream for four hours
we all took turns holding you up and pretending that you were simba and that we were presenting you to the jungle
By the third Id pass back i figured the bouncer had fucked one of us.
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Somehow ed fucked carrie while purposely not saying a single word to her all night. He just nodded and smiled.
Would it have been easier if he talked to her?
Yeah, but i bet him he couldn't do it. Now he gets a free taco bell combo of his choosing.
Remember that time we got drunk tomorrow
He just tried to eat my hair and he keeps talking about pissing on everything, come home soon I beg of you
I may puke in class so I'm excited to see how that goes
I greatly enjoy being related to her. Even if is it only by a penis.
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Our host-mom was rubbing her back sympathetically going "muy bien, chica" while she puked on the beach. So yeah, I think we got the best one.
Only time and a comprehensive case study of all of your relationships will tell.
Come get me...at gazebo by side entrance....im passed out in a bush...this is a Bar A bouncer texting for your buddy
I think even the taco bell employees judged me
I'M SO HIGH I FORGOT HOW TO EAT A STRAWBERRY. A FUCKING STRAWBERRY.
As much as I hate to admit it, some day ill need a man because I can't open jars myself and you can't 69 a dildo
Like I don't even know how to respond to this?
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