Just used a champagne bottle to outline a trigonometric circle for math 104.. should i give up on life now or later?
He passed out on the floor and you kept hitting him in the dick and screaming "hammer of justice".
I suppose drinking a cosmo at lunch alone can't look good but I mean... sometimes it's just necessary
Just saw a drunk guy clapping and cheering for a chipmunk climbing up a tree. Classic
He's nice but I'm a one bouncer kind of girl
FONT CPME TO THE TRUK. I REPATE SONT COME TO THE TRUCK WERE GETTON FRAEKY
I attempted to stand up and was quickly reminded by gravity that I am the universe's bitch right now
I'm so hungover. I just keep eating the otter pops I'm trying to use to get rid of my hickies.
DOGS JUST TOTALLY ATE THE FEATHERS OFF MY NIPPLE CLAMPS!!!
Sex on acid. Try it. I thought we were fucking in outer space with fireworks inside a rocketship car. Best.
Just follow the currents of life. And if they take me on to a guys dick, so be it.
Kellie accidentally ran into the car with two teenagers making out. made a big thud. there was a loud scream and she was gone...haven't seen her since
Some dude peed on tonys floor because drunkness
They offered him a bucket as he was peeing and he was like "Nah, I'm good"
I watched a compilation video today of a guy banging his sex doll to edm music. I just had to tell someone.
Thanks for driving us home last night. Also, blanket apology for anything I may have said/done. I blacked out sometime near the t-shirt cape incident
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