Words of wisdom-never eat a peanut-butter covered banana on a construction site ever again
Planned Parenthood should have gift certificates.
So I ate yogurt with the back of my toothbrush. I feel like I've officially been initiated into college.
Wish I didn't live with 3 girls so I could beat off in peace.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
she was masturbating to a video of herself masturbaing. She's a keeper
I just had someone I don't even know on Facebook message me saying it seems like I drink too much and should slow down.
Currently studying Econ, while waiting outside current booty call's residence for him to return from the strip club. This is your fault.
Congratulations on your lack of fetus.
you regret 100% of the tequila shots you do take. thats what gretzky meant to say
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
If I get aids I am starting a lawsuit against snapchat.
Also, I pretty much need an IV of fluids straight to my soul
I enjoy the level of friendship we have achieved until you ask me to determine what may or may not be gentile warts via iphone pic
I was thinking about the biological process causing me to puke while I was puking. THAT'S how much I'd been studying.
You should of known that i was high if i refer to myself as melting into anything
The thing about online classes is the prof can't tell this mug is full of beer.
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