piano lessons. No girlfriend. What's up.
I did the walk of shame to church this morning.
hooker boots and all?
Yep. People looked at me like I was the prodigal daughter returning home. Full of sins but welcome anyway.
I just fell off my chair and knocked over the table. People are staring. That hungover.
You hooked up with another girl while you were with me. You were literally holding my hand while you did it.
matt and i tucked you in... you REFUSED to move your head from under the bed.
On my way back to his place to see his "art". Why am I sure this is going to be nothing more than his dick in a box?
He didn't dress up but kept finding random pieces of costumes on the floor at each club. He was an 80s hair band warrior at the end of the night.
I need to have some sort of hot sex experience in a mask.
I really like her...she always overpays me for xanax and still feels the need to fuck me to make up for it....
I thought i lost my bra, but when i went back to help clean it was hanging up on the wall
He got cut off by the bartender. So he kept buying people drinks of they would i get him a drink. Before you know it him and 8 people were outside the bat trying to get people. To by them drinks
She just left someone a voicemail saying 'you better not have plans Saturday night, cause I'm going to sit on your face.'
Idk man, we spent like 20 mins arguing about the moral ambiguity of fucking in someone else's car
FYI bail money is still in my drawer. I know you have no car but you need to know this for tomorrow.
ok first of all what the fuck
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