i just saw a foot job.
porn is incredible...
Why on earth are you answering my texts promptly? Thought for certain you'd be caught up in some ridiculous orgy by this time.
I'm that good.
it was like she was tryin to eat my face and i was defending myself with my mouth
I bet they don't have a scenario slide on how to deal with a suggested three way with counsel during harassment training.
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what part of "i slept with our hot teacher" are you not excited about?!
the part where you beat me to him
fair enough.
We have to give a final comment in english, i think i might say "i learned it's a bad idea to make out with people in your classes who have girlfriends."
He asked if I wanted to "hang out"
A verb which here means "do lines off my dick"
He's coming over, and I hope he doesn't get hungry. I'm sure its not proper protocol to bring one booty call to another booty call's house for the munchies.
But it's ok cause then I turned my tequila blanket into a tequila comforter and I felt no pain
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We joked about how funny it would be if he got pulled over with 300 breakfast burritos in hus car. We walk outside of the school just as the police lights turn on and pull him over
This is my punishment for trynna have a festive time with a stranger. I always forget you can't get weird with one night stands
Walking towards a police car with full spotlights on you while being fully erect..awkward exp. for both parties
HAMMERED.. I made a peanut butter and jelly sandwich with toilet paper instead of bread...
He said a lot of nice things about me, it was really uncalled for.
You drunkenly told one of the campus security guards that you liked his headset. In return he introduced himself, lit your cig, and told us that if anyone was giving us shit to call and ask for him... Best campus security ever.
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