My ? Is...... Would it be sweet or creepy to take a girl on a first date to chigago?
creepy.
"Ever since I killed her kid she be actin' shady." Actual quote overheard at Marine World just now. Oh God.
You think the Elephant Man ever tried to pick up chicks claiming all his appendages were elephant-sized?
at a bar with my ex girlfriend.. both men AND WOMEN are hitting on her.. and not one has even looked at me
and she was grinding on the wall, purring at guys she liked at the pregame...
I just looked at the guy in the car next to me and he was wearing a divers mask. We just nodded cause we both understood.
It's great when the cashier at the liquor store asks "weren't you wearing those clothes yesterday"
I just masturbated to a Jock Jams cd. What have you done today?
It's a goat... but where the fuck did it come from?
That's why you bone lesbian cage fighters and 45 year olds. To make life less boring.
You have better ratings than Crest. Only 4/5 dentists recommend it. You have 8/9 recommendation for your blowjob skills.
You threw up on his face 22 hours ago and now he's here holding your hand. I think he likes you.
I've been really sick the past 4 days. Last night, I actually turned down a bj. I may be dying.
I am the image of restraint, it's why im just hungover and not in the hospital
I need a rain check on breakfast. A frat boy said it was his dream to sleep with a MILF, I made his dream come true and he made me cum
There is no way I’m wasting 21 year old morning wood
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