Damn. That makes sense
I know im like the sherlok holmes of sexual problems
the clerk said it was the first time she had ever seen someone walk in the next day to return the tux still wearing the tux
she chased the tour bus screaming I BET YOUR DICK IS THE SIZE OF YOUR MICROPHONE STAND. i think its safe to say were never getting vip passes again.
The house is trashed, there is porn scattered everywhere like an easter egg hunt and the blow up doll is sleeping on the couch downstairs. someone covered her up.
But I love Penises too much to give up on them. My phone capitalized Penises. It's like it knows I respect them
do you think if she looks enough like a dude i have to come out to my parents?
It was that same situation where "cuddling on the floor" was actually just code for "rough shameful hate sex" hahaha.
Thanks for letting me in last night. I was drunkenly sleepwalking.
I definitely think you should enjoy one last spring break being a sorostitute before you get serious and settle down with price charming. I mean hes not going to be there any way. he can wait a week.
Well, she yelled at the stripper that she couldn't lick whipped cream off his nipples because she is lactose intolerant.
The fact that the praying hands are in my top emojis defines how 2016 is going so far
you're the only girl i know who can be too sick to walk to the kitchen and still have enough game to receive multiple orgasms
Im goin to jail bro ill talk to u sun
Idk what's worse.... Yesterday not waking up in my bed or today waking up in the hello kitty gown.
I just volunteered myself to get tazed this should get interesting
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