It's what's on the inside that counts(972): They probably have big open vaginas so the inside is no good
I missed Saved by the Bell this morning, but Ashley in a later episode of Fresh Prince is keeping the morning wood alive.
So, apparently, "i expected your penis to be bigger" isn't good pillow talk.
I may have a concussion but the symptoms are the same as a hangover so I can't tell. Best 21st ever.
The guy in the library beside me just whipped out an entire loaf of bread, a knife and a container of peanut butter and is proceeding to make multiple sandwiches.
I wanted to take a shower but I forgot we made applesauce in it last night.
We had sex and then he fed me pie. This is the best friends-with-benefits situation ever.
I love your family. Oh. And on a completely unrelated note, I know where we can steal a dog.
What if we made a bunch of weed butter and then poured the butter into tiny rectangular molds and then chilled it so it was solid again and then wrapped it with the tin foil wrapping from restaurant butter and then left them at restaurants and wreaked utter havoc.
I mean there is a rehab there so its gotta be a good time
He stopped responding after the animal pictures... I do this EVERY TIME.
I told the DJ last night to play Third Eye Blind before 1:45 and just pointed at him as I walked away. He didn't do it and at 1:45 I just walked out pointing at him, without my friends
i want to have his babies. i NEED to. shit i wont even ask for child support, he's that goodlooking.
How have I seen you throw up on yourself 3 different times, yet we weren't Facebook friends until I accidentally hooked up with your ex?
She gave me a roadie as we drove home from fireworks. People were still lighting off their displays as we drove by. I love America.
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