First, he can't make me cum.. And now, he can't get it up because he LOVES me?!!??! i don't think so.
my math teacher staples burger king applications to failed tests
I apparently took a 45 minute shower, and became best friends with his mom.
love makes seman taste better
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I just saw a guy wearing a tuxedo shirt under his overalls. That is true iowa class right there
tagging him in all 73 close-ups of your cleavage might have been a little obvious.
I'm about to do the walk of shame in a christmas onesie. What would I do without christmas sweater party season?
Druken naked yoga : jus another ploy to keep your husbands eye in check
Can we agree to not tell mom about this?
This isnt even the most disappointing thing i know about you.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
An old lady WILL get vomited on today.
There should be a promo code on the Papa Johns website for "I have no moneys but if you send a cute delivery guy I will pay him in blow jobs."
10 shots in she's sitting on the floor using the open dishwasher door as a plate to eat her "life giving" pizza.
He actually said the words 'I miss you' followed by 'I wanna have sex with your face'. I'd say that's a win.
there's a giant awkward home-wrecking elephant in the room. and its name is meg.
I'm starting to notice a direct correlation between blackouts and broken bones...
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