I love seeing the creepers that friend request me outside of facebook. its like seeing a unicorn in the middle of campus.
even if everyone didnt know them screaming eskimo brothers and high fiveing over my head kinda gave it away
the whole city is out of plan b pills. this is the meanest game of musical chairs ever.
So i do have strep. My apologies to the british guy from this weekend. You now have one more reason to hate america
Jesus once told his disciples that its better to hang out with your best friend than give some douche bag a bj.
Come, dress lightly, bring tequila...
Why did you come into my room last night at 3am and pour monopoly money on me while you were crying?
Do you think that we can get a group discount on liver transplants? We'll be like kids again!
I thi k this dude I fcken showed up to the bar in a raisins shirts. I thought I was better than that. Fuckkkk.
At least I can pee in a cup like a champ at this point
I am not even close to finishing violently masturbating over that video.
We just took back to back grav bong hits and are playing battleship. She guessed Z - 12 so weve switched board games.
You left wolverine marks
I'm somewhere between sorry and proud
Went to the lab to print and realized the guy next to me was the one we stole all the beer from last night..... Oops
You don't feed me, fuck me, or fulfill me.
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