Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
Just got done shaving my balls. You were right.
somethin' about having sex in my parents bed makes me feel like l'm finally an adult.
I may have been hammered and in a wheelchair but I definitely remember asking the hospital reseptionist to marry me
I just got a Community College debit card in the mail. My failure has been materialized.
Fuck winter. I had to scrape my windshield, shoeless, after the walk of shame so I could go home.
we agreed that it was acceptable to get the cat high as long as we gave her a lot of food.
I would not wish his dick upon my worst enemy
Its not personal, its just business. I'm the Donald Trump of blowjobs.
What has two arms, one testicle and no credit card debt? This guy.
He went to WalMart with $30 and came back with a watch, a basketball and an engagement ring.
The judge mental looks i am getting while looking at porn on my phone sitting in the urgent care waiting room is gonna get way worse when they find out im here to see if im pregnant
Besides he said his dick was as big as a loaf of bread and that it was broken. So I was like u have half a head of hair and a broken dick that looks like bread. No thanks. Im good.
So I can confidently say that I'm the only 3rd year engineering student who completed all 4 of their exams with One Direction pens
It's only considered alcoholism if you're drinking from something other than a cup....right?
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