so my mom told me to suck on something if I have to cough. so I guess blow jobs are ok
Is it bad to use cherry nyquil as substitute for grenadine? Because i just went there.
Nah, totally cool. It already has the alcohol in it.
I hid 4 bags of cocaine in your house. Have fun finding them
We're so high we're finding things in the room to build a submarine with. So far we have two cardboard boxes, a piece of wood, puffy paint, and an empty bottle to use as a periscope.
You didn't want to have sex last night because you said your grandpa just died and you didn't want him watching..
GOING OUT OF BUSINESS: we're having a foreclosure party tonight...We'll also be raffling off a washer/dryer, microwave and a white tiger head.
I don't want to get into details but it feels like there was a bear mauling involved. A very good bear mauling.
I woke up this morning in the house, I didn't realize it was physically possible to duct tape a person to the wall...
Ok, I have three hours. I'm trying to work out two blow jobs and a taco.
Also I fell in love w a girl dressed as a pirate that was great at doing the limbo
She just pored wine down the turkeys hole and said that she christened it like the whore that it is...happy thanksgiving.
Bryan's allergic to that cheap detergent, so he's been naked for three days. But we're all used to it now, so the party is still on.
seriously considering getting an electric blanket rather than sleeping with guys this winter for warmth.
Did we actually play with swords last night or did I dream that?
So today was the first day i've been sober since Wednesday according to my roommate!
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