As long as they suck a good dick I don't care what fruit they have and where they have it
the line runs infront of fredricks of hollywood. it's like gamestop is showing me how pathetic I am.
She's never had brie before last night, don't know if I can date a girl that doesn't like soft cheeses.
either she said she was feeling frisky or eating friskies..i was too drunk to understand.
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Tonights theme there is the 7 deadly sins. Greed, envy, sloth, gluttony, sluttiness, fellatio and vodka.
I feel like the other woman.
You ARE the other woman.
Well were gunna have to wash the couch cover now...maybe even the couch, soap or fire your decision
Maybe your new years resolution should be not to fuck in Sears bathroom anymore.
He always takes home straight guys. He plays One Night Stand on Ledgendary Mode
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nothing says "functioning mature adult" like sneaking beer out of your mom's fridge in a lunchbox
I told him I was on the pill and it was OK to fire away. I want to never have to wear panty house or ever go to an office again. This is my early retirement plan. I want half of his NBA money.
Naked chocolate chip pancake making. I just spilled mix all over the place. My boobs are covered in flour. This is not going well.
You lost me at unexpected butt stuff. Everything else I would probably do.
I'm a hopeless romantic with the sex drive of a married politician. IM DOOMED.
I never thought I'd end up with a prison pen pal through tinder
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