awww and there was just a proposal on stage with the pussycat dolls !!!!!
Did someone propose they get off the stage?
I did something stupid with eggs call me when you get up. Cops were also involved.
We are like the golden girls with less cheesecake and more drugs.
:( I miss blowjobs.
This is probably the strangest conversational segue we've ever had.
What's the name of that girl you hooked up with? The one that looks like the fire hose sign.
would you kill someone to have someone deliver pancakes to you when you were high?
I woke up on a raft in a bath tub filled with beer. excellent night.
she just pulled a hulk hogan to make her point. no idea how it helped
sorry can't. you know Saturday is the masturbating day for single sorority girls here.
He was the one that got away. From my vagina.
You're not stopping till I see you on the ground trying to hold on to shit
Serious questions. Who is that girl? Why is she wearing a tiara? And why does she keep asking about penis piercings?
I managed to get through my meeting without throwing up in someone else's office, so there's that for an accomplishment today.
I flashed my cleaning lady and don't remember who I went on a date with. I know who I woke up with though, that counts right?
You woke up, looked straight at me and screamed "fuck barbara streisand!" and passed out again
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