do you think it i'm gay because i was in a 3 way lastnight?
well not if you dont touch the other dude and concentrate on the chic
what chic?
It was just pointed out to me in a meeting that there is a lipstick stain on my crotch.
thats the last time I fuck a piece of fruit on camera for him.
no memory loss, but i'm unhappy with my memories
I just passed on expense account drinking, this must be the worst hangover ever.
we where pretty evenly matched until he threw me through that wall
It's like, I'm the official vagina for that DJ group
This might sound awkward, but can I borrow a dildo for class?
I'd just like to inform all involved that walking into a liquor store holding a milk crate at the beginning of a night as stock ends badly
so my pro life roomate found a used condom wrapped up in her sheets with your panties. never letting you have sex in her bed again
I just got the most majestic image of a potato sack full of dildos getting whipped at your head in slow motion.
i got home safe but then alex started a fire so now we're at the hospital
I jus want to remember tomorrow how proud I was tonight for wearing my rainbow leggings as a long sleeved shrug I feel like fucking MacGuyver
i'm not so sure everythign we did last night was legal...
i ordered what the bartender said was called a pink cock, and kept saying it tastes like a disney princess. thats how my 21st bday went
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