i think 'regret' was last night's theme. i could taste it in my mouth and woke up next to it.
she was carrying the quesadilla around the bar like a security blanket
Do you understand how much easier life would be if fannypacks were normal
Just tried to chase Captain Morgan with water...this whole drinking alone business is getting harder to do.
that girl from work that wants to bone me just said 'the last time i went this long without sex was in jail'. sup, red flag
She won't let me open the car door while we are on the highway so I can throw up outside. She deserves to have her car thrown up in.
I might have to break the "you stay out of my sister and ill stay out of yours" pact that i have with tim
Worst part of blacking out... Waking up and having to do the teeth check
Don't think anyone else in the building has a lunchbox full of yay
Hey there's a sandwich in there too!
I rammed pretzels and Jell-O shots down the throats of those I loved.
What exactly is it about Doctor Who thigh high socks with a matching shirt that says "take me I'm yours!"
I'm so upset I left my sombrero at the expo center
You went home with a guy at 11... than returned to the bar at 1
You went outside, peed in the front yard, and asked me to bring you some toilet paper.
I woke up using a beer can as a pillow. successful party?
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