hey babe thanks for tonight, it was fun.
to be honest, i wanna fuck your friend.
you went around and groping mens pants to see "which was worthy" of you to go home with.
Oh well. haha. i couldn't really understand what she was saying. i just nodded a lot. i guesss she found that sexy.
gotta love spring break
gotta love slutty girls from the south
seeing an 80 year old woman puke in the bushes changes everything...
that's spring break in florida for ya
If i evwr doyble fist jack daniels and smirnoff again, i hereby give you permission to take them both away grom me and give me and give me a glass of wat
Its official. I've reentered slutty territory. I was a condom away from having sex in a childs playhouse at a park. Oh and I lost my car keys.
It was a cry at the bar alone type of night, served with a side of passing out facedown in my nachos.
Your panties and toothbrush are in your mailbox. just not ready to be with anyone serious. take care.
I'm going to crush up my last 7 Percocets into a fine powder and toss my popcorn in it.
anyone who texts me today gets a complimentary picture of my mangled foot. starting with you.
ewwwww wtf when you left last night you were fine?
Also, we found a geriatric Snoop Lion.
Elliott peed on my floor and slept in it lol that's a one line description.
just so you know they found you begging for money at the L station. What the fuck did you drink last night?
Fun. You missed it. Michael broke a door with his erection.
I have no idea what happened last night but I sobered up whilst showering with a mop.
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