Potential corruption. He's 19.
Get them while they're young!
Are you missing anything? I found a wedding ring in my bed this morning.....
i just watched kanye west and taylor swift have a chugging contest. why cant halloween be every day
she reminds me of the kind of girl who'd fuck in church if you asked. I can dig it.
who knew that a girl that let me piss on her within 20 minutes of meeting her would get upset i couldn't remember her name.
I can't help but be optimistic. I'm like a ball of slutty sunshine.
oh my god i'm in a crawl space
I found her in the trunk, smoking a cigarette, saying every girl should know how to get out of their trunk
She said I was the most selfish person in bed she's ever been with and she's fucked Tucker Max.
I'll just be here. Naked. Eating tots and jello like a muh fuggin G
Hey remember that time you called a woman a "man in a dress" and then threw up in a drinking fountain?
I'm pretty sure I hallucinated the existence of an entire human being last night.
Dude. $3 Jack n Cokes AND Cheesesticks... Find me tomorrow plz
I swear I'm going to walk in one day with you in a ballgag just masturbating feverishly
Well i can't stand the sound of my own crying
Broken heels while double fisting margaritas, picking up shirtless, bloody men and escorting them out of harms way, the meltdown when I realized I can go without a bra bc my boobs shrunk, the morning vodka red bull you were forced to drink? Which one roped you in?
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