a mothers knocking is a guaranteed boner softener
i wish we had vans that drove around at night but insteand of ice cream and jolly tunes its taco bell and the macarena
i wonder what barack obama's brickbreaker high score is...
First I must say that I am disappointed to learn that you knowingly have trashy friends with whom you've not hooked me up.
Hey. Can you be so hung over that you get a rash?
Sometimes I send them texts like "I want to make you cry and lick up your tears" just to fuck with them. And THAT is how you get rid of a Stage 5 clinger.
Ok- my dad's ex-wife's Irish nephew. Weird if we fuck or not?
I WAS JUST SITTING HERE BEING SNIFFED BY ODD WOMEN FOR A SOLID 5 MINUTES. My face was a twist of utter fear and confusion...
I'm just gonna stay I'm bed where it is warm and cozy and nobody knows me as the girl that puked on a stripper
I based a lot of our friendship on the fact that I thought you were crying from feeling so sad for me when I got crabs. I'm not sure if we can ever be as close now.
Bianca brought a stripper home he's making me breakfast
I'm not saying I would have to be high to sleep with him. I'm just saying it would probably help.
I can't believe you won 5 grand from the casio last night and spent more than 80% on tacobell and strippers already
Got a $290 noise violation last night for shouting "THE KING OF THE NORTH" til 2 am
you drug him to get him horny then deny him sex. freaks.
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