There are rumors he has a square penis....ill do anything though....
I hope my theory books are in my locker, but if not, I guess I can always share with you.
Who said I want to share with you?
You've sucked my dick, I'm pretty sure you don't care if I look at your theory book.
The usual. Woke up on a dog bed with peeps and $11.
#1 lesson to be learned from mardi gras this year: lock your car doors or some grimy dude like me might just bang in it and use your backseat as a kleenex
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He's moaning and crying and coughing up something audibly liquid. I can't live in this house any more.
We were destined to go to rehab together
I was gonna buy a KIA, but then I remembered how awesome the sex was in the back of a Hyundai so I went with that.
She wants to go furniture shopping for memorial day so we've gotta go portable
thermos full of jaeger bombs?
Affirmative
I'm so glad I was blacked out while I was going all exorcist in the bathroom. That's so not a memory I want.
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I just realized my new apartment is at the corner of Patrick Henry and Mary Jane.
Give me weed or give me death?
One last thing: he lists glow sticks and tacos as things he can't live without. How would we not be friends??
I swear to go if the response she sends me something along the lines of who the fuck is Mark Hamill I might need to brake up with her.
I'm trying to blow this guy down here can you please get my husband out of the house.
Someone threw up pink in the shower, there's a golf cart tipped over on the lawn and Cousin Brian is missing. What could Friday night throw at us?
Justin has passed out on the toilet in a locked stall. Stay tuned for pics.
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