Who do you think planted the wheat? Who do you think cleared the land and killed off the native inhabitants? Women?
I just heard someone say "gosh-darnit" and they didn't have a southern twang. I worry for New York.
Ps I don't think it counts as being open minded if you didn't know he was missing a leg until you had already started making out.
My coke dealer 411'd my work number just to see how I was doing and gave me his new number. He must miss my business
I shouldn't have to say "get your balls off my counter" on a Wednesday.
I won't be able to get a boner for a month
Challenge accepted.
So heartbroken my rebound has a rebound
Would it be wildly inappropriate for me to tailgate a Jonas brothers concert?
Is it normal that every guy I hook up with tells me my hair is sexy as it's happening? Like that can't be normal
I guess daylight savings isn't a holiday we need to celebrate for three days...
Our sex is like an episode of "The Simpsons." Picture Homer choking Bart, and that's pretty much what we're into.
I'm in the upstairs bathroom. I went to the bathroom after class and realized this is not a shit I want to have publicly. I ran home. We can go to lunch, just give me a min
He came into my room last night and started peeing underneath my desk, I told him the bathroom was the next door over.
Not even a manhunt keeps my brother and his friends from the bars
Found out that I went to the same elementary school as the guy I'm hooking up with. Kosher or no
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