so last night was fun and all.. but you might want to get tested
the last thing i remember is fucking her. GAME CHANGER i woke up in another bedroom to her younger sister blowing me
Its 11am everyones wasted wearing sombreros and eating fresh produce..cesar chavez would be very proud
No. I remember how loud you used to get. Trust me.
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we marched down beaver avenue with lit tiki torches humming the olympics opening song.
i probably shouldve stopped when i uncurled the curly straw in my cocktail because it was slowing me down
I have had more skin than food in my mouth the last three days
It's amazing to think about how many Obama victory sex babies are being prevented by Obamacare free contraception.
Best part of Friday afternoon drinking? Having ping pong balls thrown into my cleavage.
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Well, let's just say, I got that eye patch like we were joking about
Talked a police officer into driving us the 1/2 mile home from the bars because we didn't want to walk. I never knew the back of cop Cars had plastic seats.
On a scale of 1 to alcoholic in withdrawal how ready will you be to start drinking as soon as you arrive on campus?
I kept screaming at his rabbit: "IT'S OKAY, YOU CAN HAVE SOME TRIX. FUCK THOSE SELFISH BITCHES."
Maybe singing about how you'd bang Morgan Freeman to the tune of Single Ladies while holding champagne and a box of Cheerios wasn't the best first impression on his parents
He really is. Owns his own house and has more than one towel!
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