operation have a gay friend backfired
She said she didn't think she should have to shave either. Guess no shave November just became no sex November.
all adderall does is make me the grand champion of using wikipedia.
First time i ever had an awkward silence during sex.
There is a distinct lack of front teeth here.
i think i had to give the cab driver my id to get home last night because i couldnt talk.
Just started taking liver support pills. Welcome to Senior year.
don't worry i just saved a song to my personal usb drive to give to the dj at the bar. he's playing old school jlo whether he likes it or not.
I fake pass out to avoid hookups sometimes. Last night I fake slept on my bathroom floor for like 2 hours before the guy left.
Its what happens when I drink whiskey in a sweater. It makes me feel mature and ponderful.
She had caution tape on her head and she blew me.
Okay let's look at your past accomplishments you've done hungover... Sat great score, academic decathlon, state for track. I think you are solid to go out tonight
What is it with the dog running away when we have epic hangovers
Ive realized that in order for me to understand math, my professor has to be hot.
I think I may have just hit a new slutty low! ..... Just purchased the Costco pack of condoms... $9.99/48 pack = amazing deal! The judgement when I bust out the value pack = priceless!!!
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