i think i have two assholes
i'm using my hot pot to make jello shots in a muffin tin. i'm never ever graduating.
Gonna post on craigs list missed connections - "I was that really drunk bitch that threw up in your car. I'd like to pay for detailing"
They got their marriage license when they were at the courthouse for her arraignment.
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I'm drinking sangria out of a sand pail. I'll pass on tonight
YOUR BALLS CAME OUT. DONT CALL ME A SHITSHOW.
Its like he woke the dragon, and the dragon is hungry for a good dick.
In the middle of our bar crawl last night we stopped to pet dogs at a dog park. who would let a drunk person bet play with their dog???
Can we make 2014 the year of no unsolicited dick pics?
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Apparently I told him he would be good for human sacrifice.
She got engaged last night. I don't think you should ask her out man.
did you make it home?
i'm in a room and it looks like mine :)
hahah close nuff if it isnt
Dude, someone puked in my washing machine last night, I tried turning it on to clean it...not a good idea
My mom said "I saw the signs you guys were high, so I made the spaghetti"....so ya, I'd say she definitely knew
dont know what thebfuxk is in rhat shit, but dont lemme have antmore
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