I'm gonna get wrecked tn I might have to keep my phone at home cause I'm sure ill send you really weird txts
Btw I've read that book you bought me...And I'm such a bitch now
But I don't think guys love me
ignore voicemail. the cock hath been unblocked.
you kept yelling something about watching the muppets chirstmas carol and trying to turn the t.v. on with your car keys
so thats when we found her crawling hands and knees up first street singing hold me closer tony danza as loud as she could
did she say where she was going
apparently she thought she was on morton hill and was trying to go back to the bars
Im already sauced. Have been for hours. Its kinda my thing.
She told me she couldnt give me head last night because she was running out of listerine
It's an acquired taste. Like keystone. Or caviar.
we dont know what were doing after yet. first up we have 90 beers and a party kit and fun hats.
Bring my lunch to work in liquor store bags is doing nothing for my career
Woke up next to my bed in a pile of skittles, sleeping on a pair of sweatpants. I can't believe the girl didn't stick around..
We are not buying weed off a guy from the internet.
When the hubs wants to wear his training mask during sex and pretend to be Bane you just go with it.
Look, all I'm saying is that you're going to be a great Vodka Mom.
And speaking of good acting I may have a sex tape now
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