White wifebeaters are like orgies with fat people. Enjoyable in private, i'm sure, but in public: no thanksss.
Theres just something about looking at pictures of your dick in church that doesn't feel right
I remember sucking his bleeding finger and then it's all black until he had his hand down my pants.
2010 has been the year of the Eskimo brother. Let's see how many igloos we can shack in next year
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they were having sex on the toilet apparently and everytime someone knocked they flushed. it was like an auditory scoreboard of sex duration.
And THIS is why we get drunk. No good story, documentation, or event happens by eating a salad. Alcohol consumption leads to good things
I really have a thing for Greek chicks; I feel like while we are having sex she has the ability to make hummus which is just too appealing for me to pass up.
It's truly amazing how much porn I can get in while my phones at 1% battery life.
I hope you get eaten by satanic starfish.
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I touched the butt once. 'Twas an experience with the greatness of legend. So I touched it once more.
Hook ups at LEGOLAND don't count right?
Are we playing inappropriate sexual encounters bingo?
Have you ever tried to have sex with a fairy? My penis is literally bigger than her.
I AHVE A WINE BUCKETTTTTTT
I'm looking for whatever I can find, and afford without having to eat my emotional support cat
Can you please venmo me emergency money? i have no pants.
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