i think i've said "don't judge me" 10+ times tonight... is that a bad thing?
yes
... don't judge me
between no blow jobs for the rest of his life, or no cheese for the rest of his life, he chose no blowjobs. ive never felt so bad about my bj abilities before
yeah. you were just sitting there watching transformers, caressing your toaster.
i just saw some one pass a baby through the drive-thru window at dairy queen.
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What shirt can I wear out that says 'I may have a broken arm, but it's not the one I give handjobs with'?
Eating my shrimp pasta on the porch with a 40, wearing a Hawaiian shirt, proclaiming "I GOT SCRIMPS." I just jumped the shark of college.
Just realized that St. Patty's is on a Saturday this year in case you were interested in coming to New York and redefining bender with me.
Just induced vomiting to put out a carpet fire.
Everyone is cheering
I wish I could but I can't. No beer pong or sex on a hammock...such an unproductive weekend
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You're the third person who's asked me for an afternoon blow connection in one day. Unreal.
That's more of a you-issue than a me-issue
Woke up to the frozen soundtrack blasting in the living room best one night stand ever
Why does fireball set life on fire? Your insides, your head, your behavior...
What a way to start the day. Staring at penis for 3 hours
It's pretty much my favorite thing ever
on a scale of one to ten where does vomming from being hungover during a professionalism lecture fit
so i was thinking... those 6 am shots weren't really needed.
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