I got my half for the rent already.I called the cops on the drug dealer neighbor and got a 500 bucks as a reward
what if every blade of grass was a penis?
I feel kinda awkward using the Sesame Street themed Google to search for hot young pussy...
is this the sara with the beer cane?
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And I'm PMSing. So if I'm not crying, I'm masturbating.
you spent the rest of the night making a recipe for mixed drink called "the new years bowel remover". it has 13 parts but judging from the bold all caps, the boiled avocado is the most important
hes out at the street wearing a tophat and a monocole and carrying a cane and greeting every car that drives by
he just went across the street and into someones house and we could hear him inviting them over from the front porch
You almost set me on fire last night.
You probably deserved it.
I don't care who you bring as long as they are fun and not a cop
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I just put on lipstick to sext him. That should tell you where my love life is at.
You KNOW it was a good night when you find French fries AND taco remnants in your bra when you get home...
You tried to run away last night. The neighbors brought you back.you were in their hot tub again. This needs to stop
Just packed vodka and spare underwear into my purse- totally set for watching the hockey with him tonight
Not sure she's stomping around my apartment muttering incoherently about wanting to speak to the colonel
Give me the sexing that I truly desire and I will reveal to you the mysterious location of the PBR's
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