absolutely 100% incorrect. and i love you more you silk skinned goddess
i wouldnt be suprised if in indian your name meant "walking lie"
This is how I know I have no life... Jon and Kate are my emotional roller coaster.
Marriage: a sacred union between one man and one woman, and another woman in Argentina.
Just heard a guy discussing with someone else the amazing blow job you gave him. I’m in New York. Over 2 hours away from where you live. I have never been more proud.
the girl sitting next to me in class is using her birth control box as a ruler
I plan on offering nudes to any guy that wants to give me notes from the past five weeks of class
I know man...but i cant pass up a catholic school girl fantasy
I heard that if you win you get to have sex with me. You guys really need to stop wagering my vagina.
I just peed next to my dog in the yard. Unparalleled forms of bonding going on over here.
Between the plague n the counterfeit drugs we brought back from mexico I'm not thinking too highly of their country right now. Screw mexican homeless men.
HOW AM I SUPPOSED TO LOOK FUCKABLE IN AN ALL NEON SPANDEX JUMPSUIT?
You know how I said I'd never worry about my roommate? Well I just walked in on her masturbating to Star Trek.
Did she boldly cum where no one has cum before?
From what I heard you ordered him to lick your balls. Unless you've kept a huge secret I understand his confusion.
she started chasing me through the forest like a horny serial killer
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