I'm a simple man, with a social life most psychopaths would cringe at
i just walked passed a table of guys by myself.. they looked @ me talked and then yelled 7
id pin you as more of an 8
good penises are hard to come by.... must be the economy...
Best friends brother. Beat that.
i found her half dressed with her feet in the washer..she said it was sooo warm.
I found out that my first kiss was an Italian. Even in kindergarden i knew size mattered.
Does your throat ever get sore from being choked too hard or do u think I'm just getting sick??
She just invited me to drunkenly make out on the kitchen floor again.....
it was either a really good one night stand or a really really good first date. thank you online dating
I feel the need to clarify that I did not show her my vagina.
Come over. We're getting stoned and watching DogTV
WHAT IS MY LIFE THAT THE ONLY PERSON INTERESTED IN FUCKING ME IS MY 6TH GRADE MATH TEACHER
I was on the verge of being completely over him and then he went and made his Instagram not private... ITS LIKE HE KNEW
Let's celebrate our country being screwed by screwing.
roommates are droppin acid, i really should stop them from staring directly at the light bulb, but their giggles are so enchanting.
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