He lets me throw up in him even if i do it mistakeily- erica talking about the toilet
Haha Tomato, Tomato. That doesn't work very well via text message.
I woke up wearing nothing but 7 partially eaten candy necklaces. Only one was around my neck. Don't even try to tell me I don't need plan B.
Just had a brita power hour to try to counter act all the wine i chugged last night.....fucking franzia
Dude. This guy has a ketchup bottle full of jello shots. Best. Thing. Ever.
Cop came to our door looking for you. Something about sex in public and intoxication. I said you matched the description.
He got cut off by the bartender. So he kept buying people drinks of they would i get him a drink. Before you know it him and 8 people were outside the bat trying to get people. To by them drinks
It took me three days, but I managed to nearly get arrested on my way out of LA. Made it to the airport. Crisis averted, though. The real crime is, my flight is delayed two hours.
Well then she has to know whoever you were kissing was in overalls because that's not a detail you just leave out.
I don't think you understand...I'm really good at getting drunk
COKE WAS NOT ON THE ITINERARY FOR TONIGHT.
"Accidentally" bump into him after class.
I'm gonna "accidentally" put his dick in my mouth.
just put a ruler in a cup trying to measure how much ivve had to drink..... God help me
One day, I might be old and married wishing I could bang everyone... and that'll be a problem. So I feel in my heart it's something I need to do.
No, I'm not a weirdo, I keep bondage straps under my matress like a normal person, not a diary.
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