All I know is it had something to do with a plunger and tuna salad. I'm done. I'm quitting my job.
ok, I understand that your bathroom door is broken, but at least close the blinds next time you take a shit. The entire parking garage just watched you.
He used one end of the towel to wipe the cum and I used the other end to wipe the tears
Are my feet made of real feet?
It's only been a week and i've already broken my no summer randoms rule twice.
We are going all out this weekend. My liver is already smiling.
I'm still not sure if it was intentional, but the chiropractor definitely cradled his balls on my shoulder. He even seemed to adjust the sack for comfort. I think I should be flattered. He is a doctor, after all..
He stood up, threw the bag of bud between me and Tory, yelled "Fight" and then ran upstairs for the pizza
Would you even take no as an answer? I have a feeling you see it more as a challenge.
Ok there's 63 pics of you jerking it on my camera from New Years. The time stamps say it took you 40 min to get there too. See a doc, your only 22.
Oh we were great hosts that night. We made sure to leave all the beds open by passing out on the bathroom floors instead.
We did hand stand push-ups while beer bonging. Its now a thing
Those people that talk about exercise endorphins have never experienced a 9x13 pan of mac n cheese endorphins
The next time you scream bombs away when you are inside me will be the last time you are inside me
Well, if it's rabies, your lips will swell just prior to the frothing. Get a lot of good pics!
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