So..he puked on my dress and I had to walk back to the dorms in his little sisters Scooby Doo pajamas.
I don't know you.
love makes seman taste better
hey bro how do you do that fake vagina thing with the tp roll? im bored.
Some dude gave me a questioning look as I came out of the women's toilet. I just responded 'blowjob' and he understood, then shook my hand.
TOMORROW NIGHT CAN I HOLD YOU LIKE A BABY
there is nothing like a happy birthday present when you wake up with a bow on your vagina.
Oh shit. There are penis maracas
Just watched a guy puke off his bike. Beyond impressed. He didn't even swerve
So was I the only one that was competing in the whale hunt?
I got dressed on his front steps, peed on his neighbors lawn, then did a shoeless walk of shame home at 5am...
i hope you're proud of yourself! i just had to ask my boss to put ointment on the rugburn on my back. clothes hurt!
He bought the 12 pack of condoms. I take that as a sign of serious commitment.
You owe me beer. On another note, I made out with the ups guy at work today ....
you know that australian accents are like the bat signal to my vagina
I am at a cat party and I just witnessed people lapping vodka out of a bowl for a contest. Lol
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