do u usually make out with people before telling them your name???
CNN just did a special on how to do heroin safely.. I recorded it for us
Omg i either met the gayest dude ever or my next boyfriend
I made a game called come to class high and eat nachos.
I just woke up in bed, rolled over, and found a whole pizza.
this is the second day in a row.
Oh. Yeah. It's the same pizza then.
I would rather burn my vagina off with a damn flame thrower before I would touch anything that has touched her skank ass.
I woke up in an apt hallway this morning and a nice lady brought me coffee cause she thought I was homeless
Doesn't matter how many times we tell him the kid's a freshman, he keeps repeating "cupcake boy shall be mine" and honestly you need to intervene
When did i become the Rickety Cricket of my own life?
I don't remember anything after falling in the ditch, but I now have confirmation that my rib is broken. Never drinking again.
But don't thank me for faking being asleep, if I was the real wing man, I would have left the bed
Just had a reminder come up that just said "Ham"
Sometimes being bisexual is a curse. Turns out I banged both of her older twin brothers last summer.
Wanna go get tea? Warning: I will be high in an hour.
He ate me out for my sailor moon manga and I gave him a blowjob for his Devilman manga. Pretty sweet deal imo
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