its like his balls were made of silver and he was trying to polish the tarnish off
Yes, I am watching The Hills Have Thighs. And yes it is a porno remake of The Hills Have Eyes. And, again, yes, lesbian sex in the desert. Get the sand out.
My corndog is like a popsicle of bread. A WHOLE. POPSICLE. OF BREAD.
I don't know what you told him but please make him stop telling me about his new video camera and winking
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I gurantee you I'll be the only one dressed as a giraffe.
Well who could blame her. I would run away from me if I could.
you realize you insisted on them having a dance off to korean music to determine who takes you home?
Like please, take your microdick and try to stick it someplace else. It is not welcome in my world.
he was like "can i get a kiss" and i was like "can i get a taco"
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As pissed as she was, you would've thought I was trying to get back into his pants instead of his booze collection.
I mean my dick does have feeling again, which is a step in the right direction
I blasted the Halloween Before Christmas soundtrack last night so my roommate wouldn't hear me having sex. Needless to say the sex got a little weird.
I swear, the guy behind me wasn't paying attention until the words "middle aged fuckboy" came out of my mouth.
What'd I miss?
Erotic hypnosis and studded dog collars.
you tried to make the parrot smoke your joint
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