On imdb the canadians say It's amazing
now i know why they say having sex with her is the equivalent to licking a pay phone
even in my darkest moments, having another person eat my jizz would make me smile
Get dressed up for her? please, I could shit my pants and she would still blow me
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Going to get yelled at but I labeled the reel "four dried up sluts decide going to the middle east to shop during a war is the best idea ever"
I want Paula Dean to narrate shark week next year
Dude, I puked in the stall for God knows how long. Halfway through, a kid sits down in the stall next to me and starts jacking off, i heard the porn on his phone and everything. so FYI, the middle stall is where good nights go to die
You were drunk it couldn't have been that bad
I've never been drunk enough to enjoy getting a blister on my dick.
Definitely got a blow job in Charles Schwab's bed last night.
I love my job.
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Went into Walmart to get a pregnancy test. Came out with a beta fish and chocolate.
He called some chick he used to fuck for cash to get food delivered to cheer me up
It's still 8am.
Yeah, but its wine drunk. WITH A DOCTOR. THAT MAKES MY MORNING CLASSY.
SCUSE ME I KNOW YOU DIDNT DO THAT MUCH COKE IN 10 MINUTES
I don't know how it started but we all ended up shirtless andI was covered in crawfish and wearing a sombrero.
We are so disgustingly codependent and I wouldn't have it any other way
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